My grandmother is dying. Like, actively dying — right now in the other room. In all fairness, she should have died decades ago. A lifetime smoker with positively zero dietary restrictions (despite her seriously perfect 36-18-36 measurements; and yes, you read that correctly: her waist was fucking 18-inches-small for much of her long life), my […]
“This is a picture of the first house I broke into …”
Everything – even misery – loves company.
“If you don’t care, why are you doing all this?”
“I’ll admit there was something strangely liberating about singing at top of my lungs while pissing my pants at the President’s house…”
A list of unfathomable accidental (but totally avoidable) urination locations.
My name is Patric and I’m a sociopath.
“There are 37 members of my book club and none of them know it…”
“The first step to identifying a sociopath is knowing what a sociopath is…”
One of the reasons I created this blog is because when I started searching for information about my sociopathic personality, the only online articles I could find were either entirely false or grossly misinformed. This was extremely frustrating for me. Once I received my doctorate, I knew I wanted to dedicate my life to helping […]