Places I’ve peed my pants because I’m a sociopathic pleasure delayer with no sense of moderation and I didn’t go to the bathroom when I was supposed to:

1. My car (so many times I’ve lost count)
2. On stage at the Groundlings theater
3. The White House
4. In a vineyard after the hot air balloon I had been traveling in crashed, and I didn’t even bother trying to hold it because I had just survived a legit hot air balloon crash and fuck it.
5. The Roman catacombs.